kimi :))
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SWEET! :)

SWEET! :)

Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
Yung mga magkasintahang napaka-komportable na sa isa’t isa.

theskullcandiii:

  • Yung parang walang hiyaan, walang ilangan
  • Yung magtetext pa sa isa’t isa na nagbabawas siya, tapos parang wala lang sakanya, matutuwa at makukyutan pa :”>
  • Yung kapag may nakitang dumi sa mukha, eh hindi mandidiri, kundi siya pa mismo ang tatanggal nito para sakanya,
  • Yung parang magbarkada lang. Masaya at tanggap ang isa’t isa. :)
cute! :D

cute! :D

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